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Sunday, January 18, 2015

New Series called Muppet Fan Interviews!

 Hi-ho, Muppet fans! Today, I am starting a new series here on The Muppet Fan called Muppet Fan interviews, where I interview some highly dedicated Muppet fans. Today, we are going to be interviewing a guy named Ryan. So, let's get on with the questions:

The Muppet Fan: Hello, Ryan!
Ryan: Hello!
TMF: Okay, let's get straight to the questions. What Muppet feature films have you seen?
R: Okay, so I've seen the one where Walter joins ( The Muppets). I've also seen Muppets Most Wanted, and have also seen Muppets Treasure Island and The Muppets Take Manhattan. There's one more.
TMF: Who is your favorite Muppet, and why?
R: Cookie Monster, because he loves cookies. And, because he's just, like, awesome.
TMF: What Muppet Show episodes ( you can give us a description of the ones you have seen)  have you seen?
R: The ones that I've seen-- hmm, the only one I've ever seen is the first episode of The Muppet Show.
TMF: Have you ever seen any other Muppet productions besides their feature films, and Muppet Show and Sesame Street episodes?
R: Let me think.. I've seen a really funny episode of Muppets Tonight. Muppet Fan?
TMF: What?
R: " Once, there was a little ant.." CRASH!!! " Why'd you kill the ant?"
TMF: That's a great episode. What's your favorite Sesame Street moment?
R: This is really making me think. I like the dots in the first episode of Sesame Street.
TMF: I heard you have seen frogfan76.
R: Yes, I have.
TMF: What's your favorite frogfan76 moment?
R: The one where he throws his Walter plush out of the window during his morning routine.
TMF: What Muppets merchandise do you own?
R: Well, I own the first season of The Muppet Show on DVD. Uh, I own Kermit and Fozzie puppets, just because. Let me think. I probably have more stuff. I have the Muppets DVD where Walter joins. I definitely think I have more stuff. I have a Cookie Monster stuffed animal. And another Cookie Monster stuffed animal.
TMF: What's the name of that song?
R: Of what song?
TMF: What's the name of THAT song?
R: " The Rainbow Connection" by Kermit sung in The Muppet Movie, and also a lovely rendition by frogfan76.
TMF: How do you feel about Muppet-Vision-3-D closing to make a Frozen show?
R: Like, I feel like it wasn't the best Muppet thing that The Muppets have ever made. But, it's still good. And, I liked it and I think they shouldn't have closed it. They shouldn't have closed it because of Frozen. They're turning everything into Frozen now. They shouldn't call it " Disneyland," they should start calling it " Frozenland" now.
TMF: What's your favorite Muppets Tonight Muppet, and why?
R: The blue elephant, Seymour because he crushes a ant. ( referring to the Rick Moranis episode)
TMF: What's the name of that song?
R: WOULD YOU STOP ASKING ME THIS QUESTION?
TMF: What are your thoughts on my blog?
R: What do you mean?
TMF: What do you think of my blog?
R: Um, I think it feels good that you're interviewing me. And, I think that you write really good Muppet stuff on your blog.
TMF: Thank you for that comment. Do you think the original Snuffy was creepy?
R: Yes.
TMF: Why?
R: Because, he looks like he had neon yellow eyes.
TMF: How do you feel about Jim Henson dying young, at the age of 53?
R: If he was still alive, he could've walked up to the people at Disney and say, " DON'T take Muppet-Vision-3-D away!"
TMF: Are you saying we should start a protest?
R: ( laughing) I think they would say, " GET OUT!"
TMF: Good thoughts. By the way, on my blog, I recently started a petition to get Muppet-Vision back. What do you think?
R: I think it's a great idea.
TMF: We haven't gotten any signatures yet. What do you think?
R: I think if Walt Disney was still alive, he wouldn't even make Frozen. So, Muppets could still be there.
TMF: Well, I think that Frozen is very Disney-esque, except in a bad way.
R: Yes, it is.
TMF: If Jim Henson was still alive, what do you think he would've said about Muppet-Vision-3-D?
R: I think he would've said, " You're not talking my ideas away to put a stupid show in."
TMF: Just to let you know, Jim Henson never said " stupid" in his life.
R: He should've, at least once.
TMF: You know what's even more sad?
R: What?
TMF: Is that Muppet-Vision-3-D was Jim Henson's last project before he died.
R: Seriously? They should really  take Frozen away.
TMF: If I showed you a video of Muppet-Vision-3-D, what would your reactions be?
R: I've already seen it, and I think it's really funny.
TMF: If you were related to any of the Muppet performers, how would you react?
R: I would be like, " OH MY GOSH!!! CAN I HOLD THE PUPPET THAT YOU PUPPETEER?"
TMF: What's the name of that song?
R: STOP!
TMF: Do you think me or frogfan76 is the Bestest Internet Muppet Fan?
R; I would probably go with you. 'Cause frogfan76 makes his videos just to be funny.
TMF: On my blog posts, I try to be funny except usually fail..
R: ( laughing) I think that comment you just said was funny!
TMF: If Frozen was not made, would the world be a better place?
R: Yes, because Frozen is ruining Disney.
TMF: What's just sad is that I literally just heard neighbors singing Frozen.
R: It's 6:00.
TMF: That was a very random comment. Do you know who Charlie Chaplin is?
R: Nope.
TMF: ( stares at camera) You see, that's what's wrong with America. What are your thoughts toward Elmo?
R: I think Elmo should learn to say the word " I."
TMF: Do you prefer Kermit or Fozzie?
R: Kermit, because, uh, Kermit is better.
TMF: How do you feel about the constant FaceTimes that I always request for you?
R: I like that we FaceTime each other and that we are friends, because I don't get to see you in person that often. ( shows TMF his foot) Look at my foot.
TMF: Cool foot... How would you feel if you got to meet Jim Henson?
R: I would probably be like, " CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH BECAUSE YOU CREATED THE MUPPETS?? YOU PERFORMED KERMIT!"
TMF: How would you feel if I randomly started playing the piano right now?
R: This is a Muppets interview...
TMF: Whatever. Have you ever seen Muppet Babies?
R: I've seen a clip of Muppet Babies in a Muppet movie.
TMF: THAT WAS IN MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN, NOT THE SHOW MUPPET BABIES! Take a wild guess. Who do you think performed Gonzo the Great?
R: I DON'T KNOW! Um... Miranda Lambert?
TMF: NOOOO!!!! Y'see, average Muppet fan here. Average Muppet fan. Dave Goelz performed Gonzo the Great, not Miranda Lambert.
R: Okay!
TMF: What is your 2nd favorite Sesame Street character?
R: Uh.. Elmo.
TMF: Why?
R: Because, I like Elmo.
TMF: Fantastic explanation, Ryan.
R: People are going to think this interview was made up, even though it wasn't.
TMF: Yeah, because even people like me can't make this stuff up.
R: I probably have the biggest imagination in The United States. I'm surprised I thought of... POTATOES!
TMF: Question: do you like mashed potatoes or sweet potatoes?
R: Sweet potatoes. This is turning into a non-Muppet interview.
TMF: Just to let you know: You can't hear it through a blog, but we are cracking up right now.
R: ( laughing so much) I know. My head fell off.
TMF: People of America, don't worry: Ryan's head did not fall off. When you think of Muppets, what do you think of?
R: DRUMS!
TMF: When  you think of Muppets, you think of drums?
R: When I think of Animal, I think of drums.
TMF: WELL, I TOLD YOU TO THINK ABOUT MUPPETS!!!!
R: POTATOES!
TMF: What is it with you and potatoes?
R: I didn't even have potatoes for dinner tonight.
TMF: That was a wonderful sentence. Bravo.
R: Is the interview over?
TMF: I don't know. Do you want it to be?
R: No.
TMF: If you saw Kermit with a big head, what would you think of?
R: POTATOES!
TMF: All you can say is potatoes.
R: ( contiulously saying potatoes) I have to whisper a secret to you.
TMF: What is it?
R: Potatoes.
TMF: Hey, Ryan!
R: Yeah?
TMF: What's the name of that song?
R: ( starts singing, " POTATOES!") That's the name of that song. Can we wrap this interview up?
TMF: Sure! Bye, people! That was just THE Muppet Fan interviewing his friend Ryan, and join us tomorrow when we talk about something. Hopefully.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Even More Muppet-Vision-3-D news

Well, there's some more news on Muppet-Vision-3-D, except it's not even news. Via Instagram, I asked a fellow Muppet fan if they wanted to write on my blog. They said, " Yes!" then wrote, " I'm honestly very shocked and disappointed. As a hardcore fan, it was a destination that was on my bucket list.. guess it's not happening. Haha I say we start a petition!"
 To which I replied, " For my liking, that doesn't seem like a good idea.. I SAY WE GRAB SOME ANIMALS AND BARGE INTO DISNEY... No, I'm just kidding. A petition would be fine." So, I just started a petition. Right here. Right now.
 All you need to do is comment on this post saying your name, and I'll put down your name for the petition. I don't care if you comment as a guest, or whatever you do. I won't present it to Disney until we get 500 signatures. I hope that's enough.
 Sorry for the short post today and for the lack of posting. Just be here in 9 days when I will report my short Muppety-filled trip to New York City!

Friday, January 9, 2015

More Muppet-Vision-3-D news

  I just read the Mouse Planet Disneyland newsletter, and I was very, very appalled at what I saw.. I saw very strange photos of what used to be Muppet-Vision-3-D...... WOW.
  There's a lot of changes, that are very visible. How about we compare? Muppet-Vision-3-D against whatever the heck this Frozen show is called out. Just saying, Muppet-Vision-3-D will win..... by a lot.
  Us Muppet fans are still getting over the fact that Disney does not want Muppet-Vision-3-D to continue at California Adventure.... WOW.... I'm surprised that I even have to report this.
  Comparison of the two. Here is a comparison of the outdoor areas:


                                                                                              
Picture of Muppet Vision 3D Theater sign at Disney's California Adventure Park
I need to give the photo credit to Family Vacation Getaways at Los Angeles!
 
Let's compare? Shall we? This Muppets banner has six lovable characters, while the Frozen banner has none.. Point, Muppets. The Muppets has film strips rolling while it says Muppet-Vision-3-D, while the Frozen thing says its title on ice... I think that's a point for Muppets. The Frozen thing looks more like a palace, where The Muppets looks like a theater... That's a close call. One of my advisors has just informed me that a theater is more interesting than a palace. Okay, next photos!!!!!!


 
Yeah, so... There's a poster saying Crown Jewel Theater going against an awesome Muppets poster which also features The Muppets' autographs. The Crown Jewel theater has girl colors, while The Muppets have the Muppets' traditional colors and also blue-and-white. I think The Muppets will win this.
 
 
 Let's compare the content.. While I have not seen the Frozen show, I can almost garuntee it is not as good as The Muppet-Vision-3-D ( a.k.a 4-D). Frozen has very stupid sing-along songs, with the live stage performance. Fozzie, Kermit, Miss Piggy, and the rest of the gang are most likely better.
 
Sadly, California fans will need to say goodbye to The Muppets at Disneyland... I feel bad. There is hardly any more news to report, but I will get back to everyone about the subject.
 

 

Thursday, January 1, 2015

More Muppet-Vision-3-D news

 Hi-ho, Muppet fans! Yesterday,  I commented through 4 hours of ( mostly) boring-ness to the max. Today, I finally get to type on the computer and not my stupid iPad mini that was recording useless messages. Now, today, we are going to rant a little more on the developing story of this Muppet-Vision-3-D rumor and that it could get taken away by a Frozen show.
 So far, I've written two different articles about the California rumor. We've heard from sources such as ToughPigs and The Muppet Mindset, but now let's look further into this news such as on the Disney website or Wikipedia..
 There is a home on the Disney website for For the First Time in Forever: A Frozen Sing-Along, which says, " Delight as Frozen springs to life in this lively retelling- packed with a flurry of songs, stories, and sing-alongs."
 Alright, what does that tell us? That tells us that this Frozen thing is definitely official, but we do not know how long it will be bumping Muppet-Vision-3-D. Let's cross our fingers not forever.
 OH, CRAP! There's the juicy stuff... Muppet-Vision-3-D IS closed as we speak with Frozen shows going on right as we speak. The Disney website notes that Muppet-Vision-3-D is being taken over to look like the Crown Jewel theater. Now, let's search on the Disneyland website for Muppet-Vision-3-D and see what it tells us... Oh, wait, there is none!
 That's right. You heard it right here! It seems as if Disneyland was anxious to get The Muppets out of their park because there is no sign of a Muppet-Vision-3-D page on the Disneyland website!!! Disneyland, therefore, might be getting rid of The Muppets forever at California!
 Our next source is Wikipedia. For its status, it says, " Under Refurbishment."
 Disneyland is more accurate than Wikipedia. You heard it here! The new Frozen show is going right now, and Muppet-Vision-3-D does not stand. The stupid snow queen, Elsa, finally turned The Muppets into ice....
 I wish that Disneyland could just give us a break. It's just Frozen, Frozen, Frozen. In fact, when I put up a poll, and asked, " What ride do you want to take The Muppets' place?" There was a Monsters. Inc ride, the Frozen show, and then Muppet-Vision-3-D. One person actually voted for the Frozen show.
 I'm The Muppet Fan, and I will give you more news about this topic as it develops.


Wednesday, December 31, 2014

My New Year's Eve

8:00: I turn on New Year's Rockin' Eve. WHAT?? The channel blocked that show out, due to some stupid errors.
8:03: After crazy attempts, I turn on A Toast to 2014! with Miss Piggy in it.
8:12: So far, we learned about belfies ( butt selfies) doing the Nae-Nae, and Miss Piggy wondering if chocolate is protein. But, sadly, we are at a commercial break.
8:14: I WANT TO HEAR MISS PIGGY, NOT COMMERCIALS!
8:14: They announce where the party is on A Toast to 2014. However, they are wrong, because everyone knows my house is where THE PARTY IS AT!!!
8:15: I'm waiting for a nice Miss Piggy insight on this news... I'm not finding any.
8:17: " Mariah Carey"... " the world's biggest music diva" Ah-hem, what about a certain pig???
8:18: On the subject of Consicious on Coupling, Miss Piggy states, " If Kermit tried that on moi, it would be more like unconscious on coupling! HMMF!" That was a wonderful comment.
8:20: I don't like the subject of Rihanna's " Drunk on Love." Piggy, please?
8:21: Commercial break.
8:22: Still commercial break.
8:23: STILL COMMERCIAL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:24: I GIVE UP!
8:24: Ooh, they're talking about Vine. I love Vines!
8:27: I love the Vine of the sad baby turned happy by " Dark Horse" by Katy Perry!
8:29: More talk about Vines.
8:30: I love the Apparently kid!! Please have Piggy talk about this!
8:32: We're at commercial, except on the "Coming Soon" it showed Miss Piggy having his comments on Frozen's Let it Go: " Let it goooo! No, seriously. Just let it go. Honestly."
8:33: More commercials, sadly.
8:34: Not this again.
8:35: An introduction to ALS's Ice Bucket Challenge! OOH!
8:37: Justin Beiber pouring ice water on his head. Yeah. So, that happened.
8:39: I love these Ice Bucket Challenge fails!
8:40: Talking about the dark things of Frozen. WOW! Way to go, #toast2014 !
8:41: Miss Piggy just said, " LET IT GOOOO! LET ITGOOOO! No, honestly. Please! Let it go!"
8:42: Commercial break. Way to be original.
8:43: Ooh! Interesting commercials... NOT!!!
8:44: We now bring you to your,like, 4th horrible commercial break.
8:46: Now, we are back and talking about the Olympics.
8:48: I expect a 8-minute news thing about Derek Jeter retiring in the future....
8:48: If there was a way to escape it...
8:50: I'm getting a bit sleepy.. but, NO, I must stay up 'til at least 10:00 to see DA PIG!!
8:51: You know, I don't understand what the whole shebang is about LeBron James................
8:52: Just as I expected.. Derek Jeter.
8:52: Derek Jeter's teammates were just holding up a sign saying RE2PECT. What does that mean?
8:54: WHERE'SDAPIG?
8:55: Oh, goodie.... ANOTHER commercial break.
8:58: We are back, and talking about entertainment!
8:59: And, we are sadly talking about Taylor Swift's " Shake it Off." Miss Piggy just commented, " Shake it off! Shake it off! Oh my god! I love that song! It's by.." I did not catch the rest.
9:00: They are talking about the awesome movie, The LEGO Movie.
9:00: They are now talking about Guardians of the Galaxy, which I have yet to see.
9:01: They are talking about The Walking Dead, where Miss PIggy said, " The Walking Dead? I thought they were talking about former celebrities who got bad publicity. I thought to myself that would be way too scary!"
9:02: Miss Piggy said, " I like the whole Sharknado thing, but I don't want to start any rumors saying
that I will be in a new movie called Pork-nado!" with her disgusted look.
9:04: Blah blah blah Matthew McConaughey Johnny Carso.. I mean, Jimmy Fallon blah blah.
Where's Miss Piggy?
9:05: Ooh.. Johnny Cars.. I mean,Jimmy Fallon. Johnny C.. I mean, Jimmy Fallon likes The Muppets........
9:06: Johnny Car... I mean, Jimmy Fallon has been associated with The Muppets....
9:08: Commercial break. Nothing new.
9:09: Only.... Two.... hours.... and.... fifty.... one.... minutes... left!!!!!!!
9:09: We're back!
9:10: In the USA, 2014 was the year of the butt. That;s what they are saying.
9:11: J-LO created a song about booties..... with Iggy Azalea. WHY THE HECK IS EVERYBODY TALKING BOUT BUTTS? OH, REALLY! NOW,ALL ABOUT THAT BASS!!!!
9:11: Apparently, Anaconda is just a video for Nicky Minaj to show off her twerking. What has this world come to?
9:12: The video should be banned.
9:12: WOW! SELFIES OF BUTTS!!!! BELFIES!!! WHA??
9:13: Are we really still talking about butts???????  WHY WOULD THEY SHOW PHOTOS OF IT? PLEASE SHOW THE MUPPET SHOW INSTEAD!!!
9:14: NOW, THE HOSTS ARE TALKING ABOUT BUTTS??? WOW! A five-minute segement on butts, only to go to a commercial break?????
9:16: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm glad we are in commercial break.
9:19: We are back!! Ooh.. Orlando Bloom taking a punch at Justin Bieber... That's not a good idea.
9:20: Jimmy Fallon says Bloom's hand was sore, because the hand completely missed the face!!
9:20: About celebrity hackings, Miss Piggy says, " Oh, I think it's terrible about those celebrity photos getting out!"
9:21: Which leads to a whole sketch about people getting hacked.
9:21: Wow. Bad celebrity gossip. On the same show with Miss Piggy. Mind blown. PUFF!!
9:22: Bad pranks. On the same show with Miss Piggy. Mind blown.
9:23: Beyonce screaming. In a song. On the same show with Miss Piggy. Mind blown. BOOM!
9:24: SORRY! I can't help but laugh by the old man doing the Robot!! HA HA HA!! LOL1
9:25: Auto correct. Thats exactly what i;m tryign to do riht now. It's not working.
9:27: Useless baseball facts! YEAH!
9:30: We are now in commercial break.
9:31: While everybody that is currently in my house will be asleep, I will be up reviewing Miss Piggy's performance!
9:32: I am currently out of comments, due to the fact that sadly commercials are the only thing availiable right now on A Toast to 2014! SO MUCH COMMERCIAL BREAKS #Toast2014
9:34: We're back, and talking about celebrity fashion.
9:35: blah blah blah Kardashian blah blah blah
9:36: Jennifer Lawrence-- " Conquerer of Surviving in Bloody Movies and Rocking Dressy Dresses"
9:36: Miss Piggy said about Jennifer Lawrence, " Jennifer Lawrence's dress- ha, she got it for me!"
9:38: Blah blah blah Matthew McConaughy again blah diddie blah blah blah fashion stuff
9:40: Mom jeans. Jeans that go up to your ribs. Miss Piggy said, " HA! Mom jeans? Not, unless they make them with diamonds! Wait, do they make them with diamonds? If so, I will buy a pair."
9:40: Commercial break. 'Nuff said.
9:44: We're back on A Toast on 2014!, and we are talking about good pranks! Finally!
9:46: Ha.. the " Devil Baby". Like, the best prank of the year.. Classic...
9:47: And, now a.... AHHHHH!! IT'S A SPIDER!!! Oh, it's all just a prank... I hope..
9:48: Now, a creepy person scaring people in a elevator.
9:48: Now, Miss Piggy says, " Oh, I love that video! Hi-yaaaa!!" then smacks the camera.
9:49: The student is pulling a prank on the teacher. Obvious.
9:50: A huge, elaborate prank.
9:52: The huge, elaborate prank is over.
9:52: Commercials. I choose not to say anything about it.
9:54: NOW, A COMMERCIAL ABOUT BUTTS???????? SERIOUSLY?????
9:55: ANOTHER BUTT COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!
9:55: We're back!
9:56: The hosts make their New Year's Resolutions.
9:56: Celebrities making toasts. It's probably just an excuse for them to drink wine.
9:57: More celebrities= more toasts.
9:58: Miss Piggy says, " Cheers! Is it okay that I already drank some?"
9:59: More celebrities, including some who are not drinking wine. Have they done the same thing as the naughty Miss Piggy?
10:00: YEAH! A TOAST TO 2014 is over, which means I can stop.. Wait, it's not midnight yet. How come that did not go until midnight?
10:01: Who cares? I'll watch The Three Stooges marathon. Ooh, it's Men in Black. A great short, just saying.
10:02: " For duty and humanity!" Wait, you want me to watch The Muppets? Oh, fine, I'll dig up... Wait, I have nothing on my DVR!
10:10: Back after a brownie. Men in Black is almost over... sadly What Muppet stuff to do?
10:13: I got New Year's Rockin' Eve to work!!!!!!! Pompeii by Bastille is now being sung. Is it bad I have no idea what that is or who the singer is?
10:14: Hopefully, we'll find a Muppety Easter egg in here.
10:14: Awww... A couple just got surprised by a vacation... NOW, WHERE'S THE MUPPET IN THIS?
10:15: Aw, really.. Commercials??( shakes it off, which shouldn't sound like a certain annoying song.)
10:15: This is getting hard to keep awake.. ( yawn)
10:17: I'm trying to doze off, but big surprise! It's not working. I'll keep blogging, for.. the.. sake of my...... faaaaans.
10:20: Note: When trying to sleep, it's not helpful to have Nick Jonas blaring in the background. I don't know how other family members do that... Oh, well, only 100 more minutes.
10:21: At least, now, I'm not going... Oh, wowwwww.. wooooooow. Is that fireworks? FIREWORKS RIGHT NEAR MY HOUSE??? EXCITING!!!!
10:25: I bet you're having a real blast finding out about why I can't sleep at 1:00 in the morning. Feel free to leave at any..... ( snores)
10:26: I wish A Toast to 2014! was on.
10:28: That's so sweet! A man just got down on one knee, proposed to a girl, and they get to go on an exclusive honeymoon vacation!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!
10:30: More butts??? Jason DeRulo is singing a song called " Talk Dirty to Me". Wow. Very promising, Jason.
10:31: I WILL STAY UP!!! I am determined to stay up for the next 90 minutes, for my 600 fans... Boy, is this going to be mentioned on next year's year in review!
10:32: Surprisingly, Talk Dirty to Me is kind of catchy.. But, never mind that. I wish there was a cameo appearance by Kermit the Frog in this.
10:33: Seeing the ceremony at Rockefeller Center is making me excited for my Muppet-packed trip to New York on the 22nd!
10:35: MY EYES HAVE BAGS UNDER THEM!!!!!!!!!!
10:36: Hmm... have you ever noticed how commercial breaks go on too LONG?
10:39: Florida Georgia Line is providing some nice, cultural experience to this otherwise sick, vulgar show. - If Sam the Eagle Was Hosting This Show
10:40: I'm sorry, I was bored!
10:44: I'm getting very sleepy.. You are very lucky I promised you guys I did this.
10:44: " JUDGEMENT FREE!!!!!" " JUDGEMENT FREE!!!!!" " Alright, I already said Judgement free 5 times. Why should i say it again?"
10:45: Wahhh! A performance by One Direction! I swear, they have a secret plan to take over the universe!
10:45: Dang it! What I hate worse than One Direction is commercial breaks.
10:47: The ability to stay awake is a.....a..... Alright, I really need some water and a big bucket..
10:48: Can I survive 72 more minutes? CAN I? CAAANNNN IIIIII?
10:49: The short answer to that is I can't. I will prove it to you. I'll do my best, but just saying..
10:50: Really? One Direction? Story of my Life? I need some commentary by Miss Piggy! If only A Toast to 2014! was still on..
10:51: 69............................ So close............
10:52: 68............................ So close............
10:55: I might sleep. I apologize if I do .
11:11: Sorry, I went through some minor difficulties that had to do with my computer, but I'm back with 50 minutes left!
11:12: Gah! There's news on, no New Year's Rockin' Eve...
11:14: hey recorded this message using my iPad mini microphone
11:17: That didn't work as good as I thought.
11:18: New. Year's Eve news is not as interesting as you'd think......
11:18: I need some Miss Piggy commentary or Johnny Car.... I mean, Jimmy Fallon news. ( That's a reference of a reference! You just got schooled by a Muppet encyclopedia!)
11:20: I can go without sleep for just 40 more minutes, right?
11:21: this iPad mini message is probably going to come out wad
11:22: How did it get wad out of bad? Whatever...
11:22: 3 and a half hours into this post marathon.... so close to ending it!!!!!
11:25: justsoclose
11:28: New Year's Rockin' Eve will be on in just 2 minutes!!!
11:30: We are back at Rockefeller Center with all the performers!
11:32: Oh, goodie. Taylor Swift will be performing at 11:38.
11:33: ( sarcastically) Can not wait.
11:34: REALLY? A COMMERCIAL ABOUT BUTTS? We're at a commercial break. Great.
11:38: Dang. Taylor Swift is performing.
11:41: #YearofTaylor What? It says it in the bottom left corner of the... Who cares?
11:43: Oh, great. Shake it Off...
11:46: Taylor Swift is done and we go to commercial break in the final minutes of 2014.
11:52: Eight more minutes of 2014!!!!!!
11:53: Ryan Seacrest is talking about things!    People: Noooo.
11:54: Aw, dang it.. We got cut to commercial.
11:56: Four more... I can't take the excitement...
11:57: When can we go back to the show?
11:58: We are back!!!!!!! In a minute and a half, we will be counting down...
11:59: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:00: HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!! 4 hours of blogging and it paid off! Hope you enjoyed this, and see you tomorrow!!!

Disney Drive-On with The Muppets episode 1 review

 Hi-ho, Muppet fans! This is The Muppet Fan, back with a new post! Alright, so, yesterday, I posted a  whole Muppety year of review!! One of the things that was under mentioned was Disney Drive-On starring The Muppets, which was a 6-episode series made by Disney starring Walter and Pepe. I liked this series, so I figured I would review the episodes, starting with episode 1:
 So, the whole idea of this is that Walter, a Muppet Studios intern, is " helped" by Pepe when Pepe is in a meeting with Kermit and Kermit leaves. When Walter is trying to sell business cards for Pepe, he accidentally falls into the Disney animation studio and meets Oscar-winning Martin Landau!
 One of the best parts in this is two monkeys that are trying to plan ideas for a new Muppet movie, but are failing, but they don't know that!
 I also like the recurring joke of Pepe calling Walter " Howard" and Walter explaining that it's not his name, but Pepe still calls him that anyways.
 Also, it's fantastic they brought Bill Barretta in because he makes awesome contributions, including
 the characters Pepe, Bobo, and Big Mean Carl, who eats a poor little bunny...
 It's interesting to note that this was made during the year 2012, because of the obvious " Wreck-It Ralph" reference shown, which seems annoying at some times when you watch the video.
 Also, there's a awesome appearance by Kermit the Frog,who in a short time gets taken over by Pepe.
 When Walter tries to sell business cards that are made by Pepe, the results are funny because absolutely nobody will buy them except for surprisingly Martin Landau!
 There's an awesome cameo by Martin Landau, who is in the recording studio when Walter comes in to his surprise and meet him!! Walter accidentally records his line, and it's a wrap for Martin Landau, who says, " Well, if it's a wrap, it's a wrap!" Then, there's over-long credits ( nothing new, in our day) and it's the end!
 This episode is funny and fun, and everything you would want in a first episode. If only we could get an episode like this for the Muppet interstitial show in 2015... but, let's not talk about that!
 The funniest gag in this is probably when Pepe is announced to help Walter, and Pepe hands Walter the business cards, and there's about 12 seconds of silence, then Pepe yells at Walter, " NOW, GO!!!"
 I would rate this episode a 9.5 out of a 10, and join me tomorrow when I review the episode number 2 of Disney Drive-On Starring The Muppets!


Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Muppet Year in Review: 2014!

 It's just about the end of 2014, and what a year it was! 2014 had so much things going for the Muppets including the release of Muppets Most Wanted, guest appearances and promotions, countless YouTube videos. So, why don't we look at pretty much all the Muppet events that have happened this year!

January 1st: It's the new year!

January 12th: A new Muppets Most Wanted ad entitled " Outrage" shows up, to the delight of many Muppet fans!
January 16th: The Center of Puppetry Arts announces plans for a Jim Henson exhibit.

February 1st: Three new videos starring The Muppets and Terry Crews are made to promote the Toyota Highlander.


February 2nd: During the Super Bowl, a new commercial to promote the Highlander is shown and is an instant hit.

February 7th: Jimmy Fallon and The Muppets sing " The Weight" on the last episode of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.
February 14th: John Henson, son of Jim and Jane Henson, sadly passes away of a heart attack.
February 15th: The Muppets team up with Subway to make a commercial with Kermit, Miss Piggy, and the Swedish Chef.
February 16th: Sesame Street releases a game that parodies " Flappy Bird" entitled " Flappy Bert." It's very addicting, and you should check it out!

February 24th: Rowlf the Dog and Rizzo the Rat get ice cream in another video to promote the Toyota Highlander.

February 26th: Kermit, Miss Piggy, and all sorts of Animals learn how to #bemoretea in this commercial for Lipton tea.
February 27th: The Muppets completely go against anything they stand for, and post selfies on Instagram.


March 1st: Miss Piggy and Joan Rivers fight and Rivers falls in a cake. This is probably the most interesting thing I've ever seen on QVC.

March 3rd: In a promotion for Muppets Most Wanted, Gonzo the Great appears on Jimmy Kimmel's show.

March 5th: In yet another promotion for Muppets Most Wanted, Sam the Eagle appears on Jimmy Kimmel's show.

March 10th: Miss Piggy launches a commercial for a supposed fashion line called " Moi". ( Still waiting for products.)


March 12th: The Muppets appear as interns in a YouTube video for BuzzFeed.
March 14th: The New York Times talks about Constantine.
March 16th: QVC has The Muppets appear in short little appearances all day and we see such rare Muppets as Link Hogthrob. TWICE!

March 17th: Kermit appears on The Tonight Show with Johnny... I mean, Jimmy Fallon.

March 19th: Bret McKenzie makes a video for Funny or Die where he sings " I'll Get You What You Want" from Muppets Most Wanted.
March 21st: MUPPETS MOST WANTED COMES OUT IN THEATERS! It's the 3rd best Muppet movie, in my opinion.
March 25th: Jim Henson's Creature Shop Challenge debuts on Syfy, to great success.
April 1st: The Muppet Mindset plays a fun April Fool's Day joke re-naming it The Constantine Mindset, with hilarious results!

April 3rd: Telly Monster appears in a YouTube video for Mashable.
April 25th: Doozers, a Fraggle Rock spin-off, is created by The Jim Henson Company and debuts on Hulu.
April 27th: I Am Big Bird: The Caroll Spinney Story has its world premiere.
May 13th: The Jim Henson Company ends on Syfy.

May 16th: Zachary Levi, Bert, and Grover appear in a video that has a meaningful message by Mashable.

May 23rd: CNN spotlights The Muppets in a TV special.

May 28th: Joan Ganz Cooney is honored with this beautiful tribute.
June 22nd: Sesame Street wins SIX Daytime Emmy Awards!

July 4th: Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, and Animal appear on PBS's annual A Capitol's Fourth.

July 11th: Bill Barretta directs another Lipton Tea Muppets ad.

July 26th: Eric Jacobson, David Rudman, Joey Mazzarino, Bert, Grover, Cookie Monster, and Murray all appeared at a panel for ComicCon.

August 1st: The first episode of an online series called Disney Drive-On with The Muppets debuts on Disney Movies Anywhere.

August 6th: Bob McGrath, Sesame Street actor, aged 82, jumps out of an airplane!
August 11th: Actor Robin Williams commits suicide and sadly dies.
August 12th: Muppets Most Wanted is released on Blu-Ray and DVD.

August 20th: In this hilarious video, Kermit the Frog does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

August 22nd: Frank Oz is interviewed by In Confidence in this 43-minute-interview.

August 23rd: Constantine is seen in a meet-and-greet at Walt Disney World called Villains Unleashed!

August 29th: We finally get to see the bonus feature that was not included on the Muppets Most Wanted DVD called " In the Gulag."

September 2nd: A video featuring John Oliver and Cookie Monster is brought to us, courtesy of Mashable.

September 4th: Mashable brings us this video of Kermit lip-synching to his favorite songs.
September 4th: Joan Rivers, female stand-up comedian, sadly passes away.
September 8th: Sesame Workshop names Jeffery Dunn their new CEO.

September 10th: The Muppets appear on America's Got Talent!

September 12th: The Sesame Street Muppets take over Good Morning America and read tweets on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carso... I mean, Jimmy Fallon!
September 14th: Sesame Street debuts its 45th season! Way to go!
September 19th: The New York Public Library opens a Sesame Street 45th anniversary exhibit!
September 24th: It's Jim Henson's birthday!
October 2nd: Fran Brill retires from puppeteering on Sesame Street.
October 6th: The Musical Monsters of Turkey Hollow is available at bookstores.
October 6th: Funko will be making Sesame Street toys!
October 10th: The Jim Henson Company announces a movie collaboration with Billy Crystal.

October 10th: Grover and Kid President give us a pep talk in this sweet YouTube video.

October 16th: A 2nd video starring Kid President and Grover is available on YouTube!

October 17th: A video starring The Swedish Chef, Camilla, and Pepe is made!
October 20th: Gerry Parkes, the actor who played Doc on Fraggle Rock, sadly dies.

October 23rd: Yet, a third video starring Kid President and Grover is made!
October 27th: It's announced that Disney Junior will be airing Muppet interstitials in 2015!!!!
October 31st: Happy Halloween!
November 2nd: It's announced that Muppet-Vision-3D will be closed in Disneyland, California to make way for a new Frozen show.

November 6th: A video that is a promotion for the British version of Sesame Street, The Furchester Hotel, is made starring John Oliver and Cookie Monster.
November 6th: Richard Schaal, star of Jim Henson's The Cube, sadly dies.
November 10th: A set of The Merv Griffin Show is made, which includes the Merv Griffin Show episode with Jim Henson, Frank Oz, and their Muppets!
November 13th: Bob McGrath, from Sesame Street, gets a website, a Twitter, a Facebook, and more!
November 14th: The Furchester Hotel is available to people on YouTube!!!
November 20th: Elmo and Grover made an appearance with Russell Brand on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, where Russell Brand threatened to destroy Elmo.
November 23rd: Steve Whitmire's Muppet collection is up for auction at the Center for Puppetry Arts!
December 2nd: Slimey the Worm, Rubber Duckie, and Super Grover's cape are announced to go to MARS on a special shuttle!
December 5th: Madame Alexander makes Kermit and Fozzie puppets!
December 10th: The Count makes a series of videos counting down the days until the Mormon Tabernacle Choir!

December 10th: Big Bird is seen in the YouTube Rewind 2014 video!
December 10th: It's announced by ToughPigs that the My Muppets Show app will be closed on January 9th, 2015.

December 17th: Sir Ian McKellen stars in a video with Cookie Monster!

December 18th: Miss Piggy singing with Michael Buble and Kermit the Frog singing " It Feels Like Christmas" are posted on YouTube!
December 22nd: Billie Whitelaw, the voice of The Dark Crystal's Aughra, dies.
December 25th: Merry Christmas, everyone!
December 30th: Christine Cavanaugh, the voice of The Jim Henson Company's Babe, sadly dies.
December 31st: Don't forget to watch the ball drop and Miss Piggy on A Toast to 2014!

Hope you liked my year in review of Muppet stuff! See you tomorrow for my next post!