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Saturday, November 15, 2014

The Furchester Hotel, a British version of Sesame Street!

 Finally, people from Britain have a Sesame Street. The show is called The Furchester Hotel and it stars Elmo and Cookie Monster, as well as some other Muppets designed especially from the show.
 Now, us Americans are a bit jealous of them even though we've had Sesame Street going in America for 45 years. ( The Brits were jealous of us probably way before they even had ideas for The Muppet Show.)
 People are saying, " Hey, I want to see The Furchester Hotel! It's unfair we Americans don't get to see shows the people in Britain do!"
 Meanwhile, over at The Furchester Hotel, they created a YouTube channel. It has little clips, and pieces of the show, and things like that, and recently they started adding episodes of The Furchester Hotel.
 Now, the wait is over, Americans! Watch 3 episodes of The Furchester Hotel right here!
Now, how's that for size? Although I am not going to give reviews of them right now, I will in a couple of days so keep your eyes out for those! Also for special clips of The Furchester Hotel, you can also thank me for them:
 I will also put up reviews of those, too! Well, that's it for news in the Muppet world today! See you tomorrow!

Friday, November 14, 2014

Bob from Sesame Street has a website!

 You know what's pretty cool? The power of technology! You know what's even cooler? Bob McGrath ( Bob) from Sesame Street has a brand new website! I posted the link in my last article, which you should totally check out.
 It has a bunch of cool photos of his early life, his life in Japan, and some cool Sesame Street pictures to look at!
 It's pretty awesome, and you should check it out. There's also some videos on there, which I did not get the chance to look on it.
 Also, it shows Bob's email, and I emailed him: sesamebob@gmail.com. He also has a mailing list on there, and there's also a little blog.
 He also got a YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter, which you should also check out. ( On his YouTube, there's a video of him skydiving, and he's 82! Now, that's good health!)
 Bob McGrath is awesome, like we know on Sesame Street, and this website tends to prove it even, more, which I don't know how is even possible!
 That's about it. I don't have much information today but I have plenty good reasons. Remember to check out my other blog, The Laurel and Hardy Fan, where I will be posting on later today. Bye!

Thursday, November 13, 2014

No Real Muppet News...

 Frowny-frowny-frowny-frowny-frowny-face. There's no Muppet news for me to post today. Wah. I have no ideas.
 Oh, wait, I know! I WOULD'VE HAD AN IDEA IF PEOPLE HAD SENT ME SESAME STREET EPISODE SUGGESTIONS SO THAT I CAN REVIEW THEM!!!!!!
 Unless you want to see Da Bob Dot Com, there's no Muppet news today. Well, bye.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

A New Blog I Created!

 Yesterday, due to the enormous success of this blog ( 340 views in a month and a half! THANK YOU SO MUCH PEOPLE!!!!), I created a new blog.
 I know what you're thinking: " WAH! WAH! NO MORE MUPPET FAN FOR ME!!!!! I SPENT MY PAST MONTH AND A HALF READING SOMETHING THAT ISN'T GOING TO BE POSTING ANY NEW STUFF ANYMORE!"
 I can sum up my response in 2 words: You're wrong. I will still post every day on this blog, as well as the other blog.
 So, what's this blog about, you say? It's about two great comedy geniuses of the 20's and 30's named Laurel and Hardy. They were excellent comics.
 Here's the link: thelaurelandhardyfan.blogspot.com
 I hope that you check it out. As usual, it will display my sort of sense of humor as I discuss Laurel and Hardy news and review their films in chronological order. I hope you like it!
 Now, I know what you're probably thinking: WHERE MY MIPPET NWS?
 Here it is:

There! Is that good enough for you? Well, even if it isn't, I'm still going to leave you hangin...........

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

45 Sesame Street episodes to watch for Sesame Street's 45th anniversary!

 Yesterday, Sesame Street turned 45 years old! Can you believe it? In something reminiscent to what ToughPigs did yesterday for the occasion, I am going to ( fanfare) watch 45 episodes of SESAME STREET! You know where we're going to start? Episode 1! But, I also need some help. I don't know 45 episodes of Sesame Street that I could watch! So, please comment on this blog post! Directions on commenting:

1. Hit the comment button at the bottom of this post!
2. Type in what episode you think I should watch.
3. Show what number episode it is and how I could find it!
4. POST YOUR MESSAGE!!

 There! It's as simple as that! Bye! See you tomorrow when I start this!

Merv Griffin Show episode with The Muppets on DVD!!!

 Today, we got some pretty exciting news!
 In 1984, Jim Henson and Frank Oz made an appearance on television to promote The Muppets Take Manhattan. As usual, they weren't the stars; the Muppets were!
 Although this episode was easily forgotten, it's made a resurface through the magical art of DVD'S!
 They released a DVD of dozens and dozens of episodes of The Merv Griffin Show recently, and The Muppets episode is on there!!! There's one downside, though: THE WHOLE DVD COSTS 130 DOLLARS!!!!! It's not worth it at all to pay 130 dollars for one episode of The Muppets on a show.
 That's why we can use the handy-dandy art of YOUTUBE to watch the 11-minute appearance:
 So, you can see it right there! But, if you're a fan of The Merv Griffin Show, then pay the 130! What are you waiting for?
 ( P.S. I apologize for the shortness of this article. So, that's why you're getting another article today!!!)

Monday, November 10, 2014

Sesame Street turns... ( read the article to find out!)

 Today, we have some really exciting news for all Muppet fans that have been a child after 1969!!!!! Well, today Sesame Street turned 45! Here's a little history about Sesame Street:
  Sesame Street was first thought out by Lloyd Morrisett and Joan Ganz Cooney and a whole bunch of people that used to be on a famous children's show called Captain Kangaroo and they blah blah blahbydy blahbydy blah blah sir-blahs-a-lot BLAH! The point is they dreamt that someday there would be a educational show with puppets in it, which is practically one-fourths of the educational shows we see today, but for 1969 this was a first!
  " But,"  Joan Ganz Cooney said, " can we hire an actually decent puppeteer, that isn't the best in the business, like Jim Henson?" They thought of nothing. ( NOTE: Those past 2 sentences are not true, but this is:) They decided to hire Jim Henson, and Frank Oz.
 Wait, two men could not puppeteer so much puppets!!!! So, they chose another puppeteer who went by the name of Caroll Spinney. In the first episode, Oscar was orange, Big Bird hardly had any feathers on his head, Ernie's eyes were placed weird, Kermit sounds weird, and Cookie Monster is nowhere even close to Cookie Monster. There was a lot of fixing to do.
  There were also some pretty decent HUMAN actors on Sesame Street, too, but we want to learn about the Muppets.
  By the 2nd season, there was some more Muppets, and the show was awesome. If you want proof, here is one of the episodes from the 2nd season:
 The show kept on getting better and better, until in the early 1980's ELMO came a huge star.
  Anyhow, today I was surprised to hear this exchange on radio this morning. However, I pay no attention to names, so I'm going to address them as " Somebody"s.
 
 
    SOMEBODY: Today, let's celebrate the 45th anniversary of Sesame Street!
    SOMEBODY 2: Yeah, I always hated Oscar the Grouch.
    SOMEBODY: There's nothing likable about him.
    SOMEBODY 3: But, Snuffy was always my idol on the show.
    SOMEBODY 2: I always hated Big Bird!
 
 Is that even allowed on the radio? Anyhow, take an hour out of your day to go watch an episode or two or three of everybody's favorite educational show, Sesame Street! See you tomorrow with a new article!

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Muppet Merchandise: Official Muppet Show Script!

 A couple of years ago, I got this awesome Muppet gift, and guess what it was? IT WAS A GILDA RADNER MUPPET SHOW SCRIPT FROM 1977!!!! ( Even though the episode was filmed later.) I'm guessing it was Jim Henson's copy, because whoever had it, drew all over it. Anyways, I thought I would transcribe it so that you people can compare the episode to the script. If you don't have it on DVD, here's the episode:
 
  I know what you're thinking: " How can we tell if this is an actual script?" Well, when I got it, it came with a letter of authentication reading, " A rare original script for the original series of The Muppet Show. This script is for the episode guest starring Gilda Radner, recording date 7th March 1978. The 42 page script was formerly the property of Bryan Holgate, Art Director on the show, and has various hand annotations. Muppet Show and Henson items in general are always hard to find and this is a wonderful example of Muppet history. We hereby guarantee this script to be 100% authentic."
 So, let's get on with part 1 of the script!
 
DRESSING ROOM DOOR. SCOOTER ENTERS
Scooter: Gilda Radner...oh Gilda Radner... fifteen seconds to curtain, Miss Radner.
CUT TO GILDA
Gilda: Thanks, Scooter...but, well... I really don't think I want to go through with this. I mean... I can't lie to you.
SEVERAL MONSTERS SURROUND GILDA CARRYING LARGE CLUBS, THE SWEDISH CHEF HAS HIS MEAT CLEAVER.
Gilda: ...I can lie to you...
 
SAFETY CURTAIN WITH " THE MUPPET SHOW" LOGO. ZOOM INTO 'O'. DOOR OPENS.
Kermit: It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Gilda Radner!
SAFETY CURTAIN FLIES. TABS OPEN. SHOT OF ROWLF AND ZOOT IN ORCHESTRA PIT. MONSTERS ENTER STAGE. CUT TO ROW OF GIRLS.
Girls: It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights. It's time to meet The Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight!
CUT TO ROW OF BOYS:
Boys: It's time to put on make-up, it's time to dress up right. It's time to get things started.
CUT TO STATLER AND WALDORF:
Kermit: It's time to get things started
All: On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational, this is what we call The Muppet Show!
CUT TO GONZO AND TRUMPET:
( Into Commercial No.1)
 
Kermit: Hey, welcome, welcome again! This is either The Muppet Show or the U.N. General Assembly. You have three guesses. And your first hint is that tonight's guest star is one of the great young comedienne's of our day, Miss Gilda Radner! But, first, this!
( Into: Eskimo Production Number)
 
SEVERAL PIGS AND- FOR THAT MATTER- PERHAPS A CHICKEN OR TWO ARE DRESSED AS ESKIMOS. IGLOO IN BACKGROUND. THERE IS A HOLE IN THE ICE AND THE ESKIMOS SEEM TO BE FISHING. THEY SING A SONG WHICH MAY BE ABOUT WINTER OR COLD WEATHER OR MAY BE TOTALLY INCONGROUS. ( " BROADWAY BABY" " AUTUMN IN NEW YORK" "PARIS IN THE SPRINGTIME" "BEGIN THE BEGUINE" WHATEVER.) AS THEY SING, A FISH POKES HIS HEAD OUT OF HOLE TO MAKE SNIDE COMMENTS. THEN OTHER THINGS COME OUT OF THIS HOLE IN THE ICE. A WALRUS PERHAPS, IF THE SHOP CAN PROVIDE IT. OR A PENGUIN... THEY JUST POP UP TO MAKE COMMENTS AND DISAPPEAR. IN THE END PERHAPS EVEN GONZO, OR THE GORILLA POP UP. COMMENTS TO BE WORKED OUT TO FIT LYRICS OF SONG TBA.
( Into: Statler and Waldorf No.1)
 
Statler: Weird. Why did they want the igloo?
Waldorf: What?
Statler: Why did they want the igloo?
Waldorf: Maybe, someone broke their ig.
( Into: Backstage No.1)
 
ESKIMOS PASS
Kermit: Okay, good work - move it out now though. Go a little faster.
Pig: I can't! I've got a broken ig!
Kermit: What?
( Gilda enters, with applause)
Kermit: Oh, hi, Gilda. Is that your costume for the dance number?
Gilda: Uh Hunh. Have you got my parrot?
Kermit: Your what...?
Gilda: My parrot. I asked you for a six foot tall talking parrot.
Kermit: A six foot talking parrot?
Gilda: You did get my letter?
Kermit: Of course I did, but I couldn't quite make out your handwriting.
Gilda: Sorry
Kermit: A parrot was it?
Gilda: Sure. A parrot, what did you think I'd asked for?
Kermit: I wasn't sure. But, it looked to me like.. Oh, never mind.
ENTER SIX FOOT TALL CARROT IN TUXEDO
Carrot: How come I gotta share a dressing room with a lot of vegetables?
Kermit: Er... ( TO CARROT) Not just now. There's been a mix-up here.
Carrot: If they ai'nt outta there soon there's gonna be a mixed salad in here.
Gilda: A 6 foot talking carrot?
Carrot: Watch it lady, I'm a star. Played the title role in Roots. Sung the hit song from "Cole."
Kermit: You were in Cole? Cole Porter?
Carrot: I was in Cole. Coleslaw. I had a...
Gilda: Sure. I know. You had a huge celery. And, I don't have an opening number any more.
Kermit: Why not?
Gilda: I was going to do a selection from the Parrots of Penzance.
Kermit: The Parrots of Penzance. That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.
Gilda: Well, it's better than selections from The Carrots of Penzance! Come on, vitamin brains! ( EXITS)
( KERMIT HEADS FOR STAGE)
Kermit: I'll introduce it. But, will anyone believe it?
( Into: Kermit intros Gilda)
 
Kermit: Okay, okay. And now for the special delectation of those opera lovers in the audience, our guest star, Miss Gilda Radner will sing selections from the Carrots of Penzance?
( Into: The Carrots of Penzance)
 
Alright, so tune in to part 2 of my Muppet Show script, coming soon!


Monday, November 3, 2014

Muppet-Vision-3-D closed temporarily in California

 IS THIS THE END OF HUMANITY AS WE KNOW IT???????? You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
 Well, in case you didn't know, Disney World and Disney Land decided to make a Muppet 3-D show for people to watch at their parks. ( The Walt Disney World version opened in 1991 in Hollywood Studios. and the Disneyland  version opened in 2001 ( or 2004, I have no idea) in California Adventure.
 It's about Kermit going into a little tour of Muppet Labs, Fozzie doing cheap 3-D tricks, Bean Bunny leaving forever because he messed up Miss Piggy's song, and The Muppets on a search for Bean Bunny. Wow, I had no idea how much Muppet-Vision-3-D is about!
 Well, anyways, we got news a couple of days ago that Muppet-Vision-3D is closed temporarily ( sure....) at California Adventure. Of course, Muppet fans are disappointed a lot because Muppet-Vision-3D is one of the only ways to see The Muppets in 3-D and because it has a great storyline.
 There's a lot of theories behind this, and I'm sad to say this is the most accurate one there is:

            Muppet-Vision-3-D is closed for now, but on December 20th, the theater will open back up again to have a new Frozen ( I know, BLECH) show for 6 months! Then, Muppet-Vision-3-D will open back up again in May of 2014.

 Just saying... this could last forever, because I love The Muppets and all, but more people like Frozen than The Muppets... Many of the people I know have gone to Disney World and have not seen Muppet-Vision, but they would see a Frozen show...
 I just realized how crazy I'm talking... Disneyland wouldn't do this, would they? I mean, after all, they did buy The Muppets in 2004, and they wanted to ever since 1989! But, on the other hand, Frozen was such a huge success. There's a lot of what-ifs to this question, and I would not like to answer some of them..
 But, Frozen did receive $1,274,219,009 from the day it came out to the day it stopped playing. The Muppets ( 2011) got 165 million. That's not a very good comparison.
 We can keep Muppet-Vision alive on California! Everybody, go to The Walt Disney Company with huge signs during when they're making computer animation for their next.... What, too big? On the bright side, Muppet-Vision is still open in Florida!
 More news on this as this story develops.

Sunday, November 2, 2014

THE MUPPETS ARE GOING TO HAVE THEIR OWN TV SHOW ON.... Disney Junior???

 Today, I have the best news on the planet. ( Oh, and I had a fantastic Halloween, by the way. I spent it watching the Vincent Price and Alice Cooper episodes of TMS.) Would you like to know what it is?
 Well, do you know what this picture is? It's a picture of Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo the Great, and Miss Piggy surrounded by Bill Barretta ( performer and sometimes director of The Muppets) and Nancy Kanter, executive VP, original programming and general manager of Disney Junior....which can only mean one thing: THE MUPPETS ARE HAVING A INTERSTITIAL SHOW ON DISNEY JUNIOR!!!!
 You're probably looking at me like, " What the heck is a interstitial?" but it's a short TV show in between commercials ( usually about 2-3 minutes long.) Capiesche? Capiesche.
 And, now, about the target audience: Disney Junior? DISNEY JUNIOR?????? THAT CHANNEL IS FOR 2-6 YEAR OLDS!!! THE MUPPETS DO NOT HAVE A TARGET AUDIENCE OF 2-6 YEARS OLD!! Such shows as Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and Sofia the First will be on the same channel as The Muppets.. It drives me crazy.
 Okay, Jim Henson's vision after Sesame Street was that puppets wouldn't just be for kids, and he proved that by making The Muppet Show, but yet still people think puppets are for kids..... GAH! LISTEN TO JIM HENSON'S AWESOME OPTOMISM, FOR ONCE!! Am I overreacting too much? Yes, but y'know...like...okay, so...alright....GAHHHHH!
 It's set to air in 2015, and they started filming in September. Yes, we will be seeing Kermit and Miss Piggy in the in-between-little-and-big screen!
 It looks like it's in fantastic hands, since they've got Bill Barretta on board, who's been working for The Muppets for about 20 years and is performer of such characters as Pepe the King Prawn, Rowlf the Dog, Johnny Fiama, and Bobo the Bear.
 Even though it's on the worst channel it could be, I'm pumped to see Muppet interstitials on TV in 2015! ( Notice how I said 2015, not 2015-2017 or something like that. 'Cause it probably will go on for about 4 months, if so, and then get cancelled marathon-style.)
 Now, it's time for What-Ifs! What if it's more adult then we think it is? What if it becomes a half-hour show? What if it features Seymour and Sal Minella as a team ( because that would be awesome.)? What if Frank Oz comes back to perform his characters?
 Tune in when we hear more information on the subject!