I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW!!!!!

 So, you know how they're also closing down Muppet-Vision-3-D in Florida too? WELL, IT'S UPSETTING ME!!!!!
 OH, SO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW UPSET I AM?? SO UPSET THAT THIS MORNING I YELLED, " WHHHHYYYY????" THEN DROPPED MY IPOD ON THE GROUND AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!/

 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?? I GOT SO UPSET THAT I BROKE MY iPOD!!!! THANKS A LOT, DISNEY!!!!!! BRING MUPPET VISION BACK!!!! BRING MUPPET VISION BACK!!!!

 I say we start a petition.. Anyone in?

 FROZEN IS ALREADY TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!! WHY DOES IT NEED TO TAKE OVER DISNEY WORLD AND DISNEYLAND?? MUPPET FAN OUT! I'LL TALK EITHER LATER TODAY OR TOMORROW. BYE!

Muppet-Vision-3-D may be taken away in Florida too?

 I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW. HELLO, FELLOW AMERICANS. IT IS ME, THE MUPPET FAN, BACK AFTER A REALLY LONG WHILE OF A BREAK. THIS WHOLE ARTICLE NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN IN CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I AM SO MADDDDDDDD.
 Y'KNOW HOW THEY TOOK AWAY MUPPET-VISION-3-D  IN CALIFORNIA TO MAKE WAY FOR A STUPID FROZEN SHOW??? WELL, THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO DO IT IN FLORIDA TOO. WHHHHYYYYY?????????? WHY DOES DISNEY HATE MUPPET FANS????
 WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY? Y'KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T EVEN.. GOOD DAY. MORE NEWS ABOUT THIS ANOTHER DAY. OR MAYBE NOT.
 OUR FRIENDS OVER AT TOUGHPIGS SAID THAT DISNEY IS CHANGING HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS TO HOLLYWOOD ADVENTURE. FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S A STUPID NAME. AND, SECOND OF ALL, WWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY??????????
 DISNEY IS SPENDING 3,000,000,000 DOLLARS TO BUILD A "LARGER PRESENCE" FOR PIXAR, STAR WARS, AND INDIANA JONES.
 ONE OF MY COLLEAGUES JUST INFORMED ME, " OH! THOSE ARE ALL SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE MUPPETS!!!!!!!!" YEAH, RIGHT!!!!! I MEAN, FIRST OF ALL, THEY WOULD ALSO BE TAKING AWAY OTHER RIDES THAT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT.
 AND, SECOND OF ALL, WITH THE NEW MUPPET SHOW COMING OUT IN SEPTEMBER, YOU'D THINK THAT THEY'D WANT TO ADVERTISE AND TRY TO CAPITALIZE ON THE MUPPETS' FAME AND SUCCESS. BUT, FOR SOME REASON, DISNEY DOES NOT SEEM TO LIKE THE MUPPETS.
 HOW DO I KNOW THIS? WELL, SEASONS 1,2, AND 3 OF THE MUPPET SHOW WERE ALL RELEASED, AND THEN DISNEY JUST STOPPED. THEN, WE NEVER HEARD ANY NEWS EVER OF SEASONS 4 AND 5 BEING RELEASED.
 WHHHHHHYYYYYYY?????????????????????????????????? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TAKE AWAY THE LAST PROJECT THAT JIM HENSON EVER MADE? THAT'S JUST DISRESPECTFUL TO NOT ONLY MILLIOINS AND MILLIONS OF MUPPET FANS ACROSS THE WORLD, BUT IT'S DISRESPECTFUL TO JIM HENSON HIMSELF.
 DISNEY, THINK ABOUT ALL THE HARD WORK GONE INTO THIS PROJECT. YOU'RE PUTTING IT ALL TO WASTE. WWWWWAAAAASSSSSTTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
 Sorry, there. I got angry. I just don't understand, though, why Disney would want to do this. And, now, I'm angry again.
 Y'KNOW HOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT TOUGHPIGS? WELL, A MEMBER OF THEIR FORUM SAID, " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" WHAT DOES THAT TELL US? THAT DISNEY IS BUMMING OUT MUPPET FANS PRETTY HARD.
 So, in conclusion, I'd like to ask Disney, " WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????"
 Okay, Muppet Fan out. I'll post hopefully in a few days. WHY, DISNEY? WHY?

Some important Muppet news

 Miranda Lambert is Gonzo, Justin Timberlake is Animal, and Carly Rae Jepsen is Miss Piggy. Have a nice day!

Muppet interstitial show on Disney Junior 1st ( well, 4th) episode report

 I just made a horrible mistake. I was supposed to be reviewing the 1st episode of Muppet Moments, the new Disney Junior interstitial show. at 8:25. Well, I missed that and the 8:55 one because I was asleep. I woke up at 9:00 and forgot about the 9:25 show. So, now I will review the  9:55 show of Muppet Moments for you. Here is a transcript of the episode:

( Muppet Moments intro, which includes the Newsman saying " Muppet Moments" which makes me extremely happy that The Newsman is being used actually)
Girl: Can I hug you?
Rowlf: I would LOVE that!
( Boy and Fozzie hugging)
Fozzie: Hello!
( Girl and Rowlf hugging)
Rowlf: SQUISHY SQUISHY!
( Girl and Kermit hugging)
Kermit: So, right over th..
( Animal runs in, and hugs the girl)
Animal: AH!
Kermit: It's a frog sandwich!
( Boy and Pepe hugging)
Pepe: That's too tight..
Boy: I THINK I CAN FEEL YOUR RIBS!!!!
( Girl and Kermit)
Kermit: Can I get a hug?
Girl: Frogs don't get hugs!
( Kermit kisses Girl's hand)
Kermit: How's that?
( Girl smiles)

 Let's take this apart: In the opening, the Newsman just stands there lifelessly while THE DISNEY JUNIOR ANNOUNCER announces the title. Yeah, no! If you're going to have The Newsman, have him actually say something!
 This episode had a topic of Hugging.
 With Rowlf and the girl, I mean, I do like Bill Barretta, this felt a bit ankward when Rowlf said, " SQUISHY SQUISHY!" What is that supposed to mean, Bill?
 With Fozzie and the boy, it felt poignant, and touching. All Bill Barretta needs to learn is to say something cute, not " SQUISHY SQUISHY!!!'
  Then, I felt a real sense of Muppet humor. Kermit and the girl were hanging out, and Animal comes in and just goes, " AH!" It's Animal being Animal, not having to not play the drums, not in a stupid adaptation ( even though they're not stupid), it's just Animal being Animal as he hasn't been able to do in the last few years.
 The moment with the boy and Pepe made me just laugh out loud. The boy just randomly said, " I THINK I CAN FEEL YOUR RIBS!!!" which would of course be your normal reaction to Pepe hugging. It was pretty funny..
 Then, the last moment with Kermit and the girl reminded me of Sesame Street, when the girl said, " Frogs don't get hugs!"
 So, what did I like about this episode? How it was touching and introduced the Muppets to younger kids, while also reminding adults of how funny The Muppets can be.
 So, what did I not like about this episode?  No Gonzo, and how this episode DID NOT capture the feel of other Muppet productions. Plus, it's too short and is a bit babyish.
 While I recommend this show, I feel like  this is as good as it will get and I recommend watching other Muppet productions that are better than this one, unless you're a baby in which case you should definitely watch this show and you will like it. Oh, who cares? No one reads this article anyways. Well, I'll see you tomorrow hopefully!

Not really much of anything today...

 While there's not really much of well, really anything today I'm just using this to serve as a reminder that Muppet Moments, the new Muppet interstitial show will debut tomorrow, Friday April 3rd on 8:25, and rerun tomorrow also on 8:55, 9:25, and 9:55. So, stay tuned to see my review tomorrow of the show and then at the end of the series ( ending in May) I will do an overall review of the show. I doubt it'll be good because it is for babies, but I'll take a look and let you know about it.

EVEN MORE Muppet Disney Junior stuff

 As you probably know by now, The Muppets are teaming up with Disney to make an interstitial show. There's even videos of The Muppets officially at the Disney Junior headquarters!
 Once again, it still sounds a bit cute for my liking.. But, I'll still watch it to review for this website. There's a whole bunch of articles created about the whole Muppets-Disney Junior thing, so shall we look at one? ( It's from The Niagara Frontier Publications.)
 It says, " Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear and other beloved Muppets star in Disney Junior's 'Muppet Moments', a new short-form series of amusing conversations between Muppets and young kids about everyday topics such as apologies, favorite foods, and manners.
 " The series will debut on Disney Channel with four shorts premiering Friday, April 3 ( 8:25, 8:55, 9:25 and 9:55 A.M), and a new short airing daily through Friday, May 8.
 ( Hey! Didn't I tell you people that it would only run 1 season, then get cancelled marathon style? Now, back to the article.)
 " New shorts will continue to roll out throughout 2015 and also will be available on WATCH Disney Junior.
 " Nancy Kanter, executive of original programming and general manager at Disney Junior Worldwide said, ' The Muppets have been a part of nearly every family's life, and we are delighted to bring back fond memories of these iconic characters for parents, and create new ones for the youngest members of the family. Muppet Moments highlight The Muppets at what they do best: making kids and families laugh while showing compassion and heart. Our hope is that  viewers will come away seeing how funny and special The Muppets can be.'
 " Kermit the Frog added, ' In show business, they say never work with kids animals. On Muppet Moments, we break both those rules and a lot more - and the results are fun, silly, and even a little bit inspiring.'
 " In addition to Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, and Fozzie Bear, Muppet Moments will feature appearances by The Great Gonzo, Animal, Beaker, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Rowlf, Bobo, The Newsman, Rizzo, Sam Eagle and Pepe the King Prawn.
 " For 60 years, the Muppets have captured audiences with their unique blend of heart and humor. The Muppets, created by visionary Jim Henson, are among the world's most iconic and beloved characters. Led by the world's most famous amphibian, Kermit the Frog, The Muppets have starred in eight feature films, Emmy-award winning television series and specials, Webby-award-winning online videos, as well as hundreds of press appearances worldwide."
 So, that's the article and my article for today. See you tomorrow!

More Muppet show Disney Junior thingy whatever news

 Hello, Muppet fans! The reason I'm reporting to you people today is because today we officially have more news about the interstitial show. Disney Junior will team up with the Muppets to make a brand new interstitial show on Disney Channel!
 Our first piece of news will be the day the show will be debuting: April 3rd. Everybody, get your DVRs set up for whatever show is going to be on April 3rd, just in case The Muppet show will be on someplace in between the shows.
 Our second piece of news is these videos giving us a taste of just how cute Disney Junior will be giving the Muppets. It's like The Muppets just randomly asked, " Give us the cute treatment!" They're supposed to be for adults!
 Well, here are the videos in which you could judge for yourself:

  For some reason, I could only find this video, and not the other 2.. Well, just enjoy ( or not enjoy) the video I posted. It isn't really that good, but who cares?