The Muppet Fan Teens' Muppet Fan Inc.

  Hello, guys! It is me, The Muppet Fan and I haven't posted in like a gazillion thousand million billion gazillion years. But, I have an important thing to talk to you about: Muppet Fan Inc.
 As some of you may know, my son created a blog with his friend called The Muppet Fan Teens and over at that blog, they have created a new YouTube series that is called Muppet Fan Inc. Muppet Fan Inc. is about 2 people named Patrick and Ryan that start a company called Muppet Fan Inc. And when a person named Jack, a life-long Muppet fan, wants to apply, he gets the job. After Patrick fires Ryan, Patrick's boss Evan needs to come to sort things out. And, through a serenade of The Lion Sleeps Tonight, things get slightly back to normal (even though this office was never normal).
 I'm a horrible person at writing descriptions, so just watch the video so that you'll know what the heck I'm talking about.
 Now, enough about me. Why don't you just watch the video already? Here, I'll give you some help: I'll put the video right below this sentence.

the muppets. ( TV SHOW!!)

 Hello, Muppet fans! Today I'm coming to you through my new computer because my old computer broke so we had to get a new one.
 But, today we're going to talk about something..... Something...... Ohh! The new Muppets pilot!
 So, I'm sure that most of you know about the brand-new Muppet TV show that's premiering on ABC next month!!! Now, us Muppet fans took this news by total surprise, because this is one of the first good things that Disney has done ever since buying The Muppets!!!
 They obviously made a test reel to show ABC why The Muppets should be in a new primetime-show. It received a standing ovation, which led to it being shown at Comic Con, which led it to being posted onto YouTube.
 And, let me just say, it is awesome. And, other people sure like watching it too, because now it's at 1 MILLION views!! Take a look at some of the comments. Most of them (if they're not by YouTube trolls) are by truly dedicated Muppet fans.
 Now, I don't really want to give any spoilers out, but if you haven't seen it yet, I highly highly highly recommend it. So, what are you waiting for? Go watch the new Muppet show!!!!!

The Best Scene of Muppets Tonight Ever

 Muppets Tonight was a show that ran for 2 seasons and alternated between airing on ABC and Disney Channel. Today, I am going to show you my favorite scenes of the show and my thoughts on it:

 Here is Rick Moranis singing " High Hopes", only to have Seymour crush the ant Rick is talking about. This scene is hilarious, and one of the best moments of Muppets Tonight because after Seymour crushes the ant, a tiny little ant ambulance comes out to rescue the ant, and Rick Moranis has the best " WHAT IS GOING ON?" look ever in the history of Muppets. Pepe is also in this scene and when you have Pepe, Seymour, and Rick Moranis in a scene, you know the results are going to be hilarious.

 Pepe and Seymour are just singing a song, where they get to a joke that no one can get. At all. They have to explain it, up until the closing credits. Yeah, it takes that long. And, the audience can still never register it. It's kind of sad.. But, this is a moment where Pepe and Seymour are just being plain hilarious. It's interesting to note that most of the best Muppets Tonight moments occur when Pepe and Seymour are teamed together.

 And, that's pretty much the only best moments. Sure, Muppets Tonight had its times but for the most part it was a pretty weak show. If you want to see some more best moments, I highly recommend watching the clip show that Muppets Tonight made. It highlights some of the best moments of Muppets Tonight, including these two that I have just mentioned.
 Y'know what I should do someday? I should do a review for all of the episodes of Muppets Tonight. AH, but those are posts for another day. Okay, so for today, I'm probably out unless I post another thing today, which could possibly happen.

( One of) The Hardest Muppet Quizzes Ever!

 Hello, everybody! Today, I have put together the hardest Muppet quiz in the world! Don't worry, you will probably fail.. I mean, get all the questions right. Anyways, here it is:

1. What ride at Disney World did Jim Henson want to make, before he died?
a. The Great Muppet Movie Ride
b. SpaceShuttleRocketthingamahooberwhatsit
c. Pizza
d. No, I really want pizza.

2. What was Jim Henson's first most famous Muppet?
a. Kermit
b. So, can I have that pizza now?
c. Ernie's Rubber Duckie
d. Digit!!

3. What was the name of the Muppet movie Jim Henson wanted to make, but never got to achieve?
a. The Cheapest Muppet Movie Ever Made
b. I'm A Muppet! LOOOOOOOKKKK ATTTT MEEE!
c. Tale of Sand
d. I'm A Tale of Sand!!! LOOOOKKKKK AATTTT MEEE!!

4. What's the name of Bert and Ernie?
a. Bert and Ernie
b. Fozzie Bear
c. LOOKY LOOOOOOS
d. Pumpernickel

5. Who performed Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, and Animal, among other characters?
a. Frank Oz
b. Some Dude Living Across The Street From Me
c. Barack Obama
d. Mitt Romney

6. Who created The Muppets?
a. Jim Henson
b. Me
c. Barack Obama
d. Mitt Romney

7.  Which two Muppet performers maintained a long friendship?
a. Jim Henson and Frank Oz
b. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney
c. No, I really want that pizza!
d. Looky LOOOOSSS and Pumpernickel

8. What was the year that Jim Henson started The Muppets?
a. 1955
b. 2098
c. 1743
d. 0000

And, those are all the questions! Here are the actual answers: For every single question, the answer was a. Now, if you didnt get all the questions right, get off of my blog!!!!!! Man, these were the easiest questions ever!

I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW!!!!!

 So, you know how they're also closing down Muppet-Vision-3-D in Florida too? WELL, IT'S UPSETTING ME!!!!!
 OH, SO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW UPSET I AM?? SO UPSET THAT THIS MORNING I YELLED, " WHHHHYYYY????" THEN DROPPED MY IPOD ON THE GROUND AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!/

 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?? I GOT SO UPSET THAT I BROKE MY iPOD!!!! THANKS A LOT, DISNEY!!!!!! BRING MUPPET VISION BACK!!!! BRING MUPPET VISION BACK!!!!

 I say we start a petition.. Anyone in?

 FROZEN IS ALREADY TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!! WHY DOES IT NEED TO TAKE OVER DISNEY WORLD AND DISNEYLAND?? MUPPET FAN OUT! I'LL TALK EITHER LATER TODAY OR TOMORROW. BYE!

Muppet-Vision-3-D may be taken away in Florida too?

 I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW. HELLO, FELLOW AMERICANS. IT IS ME, THE MUPPET FAN, BACK AFTER A REALLY LONG WHILE OF A BREAK. THIS WHOLE ARTICLE NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN IN CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I AM SO MADDDDDDDD.
 Y'KNOW HOW THEY TOOK AWAY MUPPET-VISION-3-D  IN CALIFORNIA TO MAKE WAY FOR A STUPID FROZEN SHOW??? WELL, THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO DO IT IN FLORIDA TOO. WHHHHYYYYY?????????? WHY DOES DISNEY HATE MUPPET FANS????
 WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY? Y'KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T EVEN.. GOOD DAY. MORE NEWS ABOUT THIS ANOTHER DAY. OR MAYBE NOT.
 OUR FRIENDS OVER AT TOUGHPIGS SAID THAT DISNEY IS CHANGING HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS TO HOLLYWOOD ADVENTURE. FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S A STUPID NAME. AND, SECOND OF ALL, WWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY??????????
 DISNEY IS SPENDING 3,000,000,000 DOLLARS TO BUILD A "LARGER PRESENCE" FOR PIXAR, STAR WARS, AND INDIANA JONES.
 ONE OF MY COLLEAGUES JUST INFORMED ME, " OH! THOSE ARE ALL SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE MUPPETS!!!!!!!!" YEAH, RIGHT!!!!! I MEAN, FIRST OF ALL, THEY WOULD ALSO BE TAKING AWAY OTHER RIDES THAT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT.
 AND, SECOND OF ALL, WITH THE NEW MUPPET SHOW COMING OUT IN SEPTEMBER, YOU'D THINK THAT THEY'D WANT TO ADVERTISE AND TRY TO CAPITALIZE ON THE MUPPETS' FAME AND SUCCESS. BUT, FOR SOME REASON, DISNEY DOES NOT SEEM TO LIKE THE MUPPETS.
 HOW DO I KNOW THIS? WELL, SEASONS 1,2, AND 3 OF THE MUPPET SHOW WERE ALL RELEASED, AND THEN DISNEY JUST STOPPED. THEN, WE NEVER HEARD ANY NEWS EVER OF SEASONS 4 AND 5 BEING RELEASED.
 WHHHHHHYYYYYYY?????????????????????????????????? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TAKE AWAY THE LAST PROJECT THAT JIM HENSON EVER MADE? THAT'S JUST DISRESPECTFUL TO NOT ONLY MILLIOINS AND MILLIONS OF MUPPET FANS ACROSS THE WORLD, BUT IT'S DISRESPECTFUL TO JIM HENSON HIMSELF.
 DISNEY, THINK ABOUT ALL THE HARD WORK GONE INTO THIS PROJECT. YOU'RE PUTTING IT ALL TO WASTE. WWWWWAAAAASSSSSTTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
 Sorry, there. I got angry. I just don't understand, though, why Disney would want to do this. And, now, I'm angry again.
 Y'KNOW HOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT TOUGHPIGS? WELL, A MEMBER OF THEIR FORUM SAID, " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" WHAT DOES THAT TELL US? THAT DISNEY IS BUMMING OUT MUPPET FANS PRETTY HARD.
 So, in conclusion, I'd like to ask Disney, " WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????"
 Okay, Muppet Fan out. I'll post hopefully in a few days. WHY, DISNEY? WHY?

Some important Muppet news

 Miranda Lambert is Gonzo, Justin Timberlake is Animal, and Carly Rae Jepsen is Miss Piggy. Have a nice day!